Halloween originated in Ireland as part of the Celtic festival of Samhain. Celebrated at the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture, it is sometimes known as the "Celtic New Year." Traditionally it was used by the ancient pagans to take stock of supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. On October 31st, known as "All Hallows' Even," the boundary between the dead and living was believed to be dissolved, and the dead were to cause problems for the living by spreading sickness and damaged crops. The pagans absolved themselves of this danger through a festival that frequently involved bonfires, costumes and masks to placate the evil spirits, and the burning of bones belonging to the slaughtered livestock.
Today, the rituals of Halloween couldn't be further from their origins--especially in upper middle class, suburban America.
I was 17 years old when I agreed to give Halloween one final, traditional hurrah with my friends. We were seniors in high school, and realized it was probably the last time to enjoy free candy and dressing up in non-ironic costumes (hip irony was still a new concept then) until we could live vicariously through our future children. I was hung-up on a girl named Stacy. We shared mysterious, perhaps final kisses the night before at a Halloween party. I decided that escape into childhood rituals could be the best way to absolve my pain and uncertainty. My friend Rory further convinced our buddy Dario and myself when he explained he wanted to enlighten Pierre, the French exchange student living in his house at the time, to the American tradition of "Trick-or-Treat-ing."
Wearing my usual black hoodie, jeans, and skateboarding shoes, I decided to put on a pair of fake, black-rimmed glasses as my costume. I still thought getting dressed up and carrying a bag was lame--I looked different enough as far as I was concerned, and my pockets should suffice for whatever candy I happened to come across.
When I arrived at Dario's parents' house so Rory could pick us up, my friend greeted me wearing a tie-dyed Pink Floyd shirt, a winter hat, a purple cape, and a mandolin in his hands.
"What are you supposed to be?" I asked.
"A hippy who reached ultimate consciousness. What about you?"
"I'm emo," I replied.
Dario and I sat on on the front porch, taking in the first of the evening's mild chill, the smell of dead leaves thick in the air as he plucked the opening notes to the theme from Deliverance on his mandolin--the only partial tune he knew. Rory's '87, silver Buick Cutlass eventually rolled up to a stop, the Misfits distorting from the radio, and what I assumed was the French kid riding shotgun and wearing an elaborate and expensive looking skeleton costume. He hopped out and immediately screamed "TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!" at us.
"No, Pierre!" yelled Rory. "You say that to the people giving out candy after you knock on their door." Rory got out of the car and shook his head. "He's learning," he said.
Rory was dressed in ripped jeans, Converse All-Stars, and a black leather jacket about two sizes too big for him.
"That might be worse than Paul's costume. You're not even dressed up," laughed Dario.
"To the unenlightened eye, maybe," Rory replied confidently. "That is, until I do this."
Rory took a pack of Marlboro Reds out of the coat pocket--it was the first time we'd ever seen him with cigarettes. He took two out of the pack, put one behind his ear, and the other in his mouth before expertly lighting a wooden match off the canvas of his shoes.
"Now I'm James Dean," he said through the cloud of smoke.
I started having second, third, and fourth thoughts about going out. What if I ran into Stacy? Would I ever have a chance again if she saw me with these friends? My God, were these really my friends? The thoughts remained as I quietly loaded into the Buick with the others. Rory belted out a violent cough before speeding down the road.
We agreed that the Section 8 housing project in our suburban homestead was the best location for trick-or-treating. The neighborhood of Dunfield in Baltimore County, Maryland was a sprawl of 300 some identical, brown townhomes. All "Section 8" meant in this part of Baltimore was working class. The five to seven steps it took from getting from one door to the next led Rory to reason we could get a lot more candy at a faster rate. Besides, we were less likely to run into people we knew who we were convinced were doing unfathomably cooler things with their Halloween.
We walked towards the address of 001 with slight hesitancy, but just enough in our bubble of amusement to push onwards. I kept my hands in my hoodie pocket, trailing lastly and mostly looking down at my shoes trying to hide the growing smile on my face.
"Rory, don't forget to put on your costume," I said.
Rory lit up a cigarette without missing a beat and let it dangle from his lips before giving the door a few knocks. We stood in anticipation, my friends and Pierre with open bags as the front door creaked open. A man in a latex, bloody werewolf mask jumped out and emitted the beginnings of a gurgling sound before suddenly stopping and slowly removing his mask. The small man behind the wire-rim glasses and mustache eventually spoke.
"Oh, uh, hey there boys."
"Trick or treat!" the boys nearly shouted in unison.
Never breaking eye contact with us, he began slowly dropping candy into the bags. "So, you guys aren't too old for Halloween, eh?"
"No, Sir, no one is too old to enjoy candy," said Rory.
"Why are you smoking a cigarette, son?" the man asked.
Dario and I tried our best to suppress the laughter.
It was no more than ten houses later, and several children's candy bags Rory accidently ashed his cigarettes into, when we received our first invite from somebody to come inside. A mid-forty-year-old woman in black fishnet stockings and something resembling a clown wig.
"Well, hello there guys!" she almost squeeled in delight. She studied each of our faces, making all of us except Pierre too self-conscious to say "trick or treat." "Well, just look at all of you. You know what, why don't you come in? I'm about to put on some make-up before my shift at the bar. Maybe you can help me out."
Dario played the beginning of the Deliverance theme as we entered the house.
The woman was clearly unmarried and without children. Clothes and panties were strewn across the living room while a television played Nightmare on Elm St. Part 3: The Dream Warriors. A vibrantly colored make-up kit and hand mirror rested on top of a piano. She put her foot up on the bench and pulled up her stocking.
"Gosh, I'm sorry guys. I didn't buy any candy because I thought I'd be at work by now! But I have plenty of left-over pizza on the coffee table there you can help yourselves to."
Dario waddled his stocky body over to the couch, pushed aside his cape, and sat down to dig into a slice almost immediately. I eventually walked over and grabbed a slice while Rory stood by the piano, fixated on the woman. Pierre stood alone in the foyer holding his bag open, studying what he could see of the house through the blackened holes of his mask.
"Say, can I bum a smoke off you there, James Dean?" the woman asked Rory. Rory's pack of smokes dropped to the floor quicker than his jaw. She put one in her mouth. Rory continued to gawk. "Can I have a light too?" the woman giggled.
As Rory continued to blush and fumble I noticed a familiar female shape outside the large living room window. A girl with the same auburn hair of Stacy, wearing a genie costume and face veil was walking across the street.
"Hey I'll be outside," I said as I walked passed Pierre and out the front door.
"Here, honey, take the brush and just sort of stroke it like this," I heard the woman say as I was leaving.
I looked around the neighborhood street, which was becoming increasingly crowded with activity. Strobe lights illuminated mock gravestones on some of the more elaborately decorated houses, and costumed bodies could be heard cheering between footsteps that crunched on fallen dead leaves. Towards the end of the block I saw the genie girl again, and started to approach when I ran into Katie, Shawn, Missy, and Tina from school. They were each adorned in costumes.
"Hey, Paul, what are you doing here?" asked Missy.
"I'm with Rory and Dario," I said somewhat surprised.
"Are you trick or treating?" asked Tina as she studied my 'costume.'
"Uhm, yeah I think so," I replied. "Listen, there's somebody up there I need to catch up with. Are you guys going to be out for a while?"
They all said yes.
"Okay, we'll probably run into you later. See ya!"
Missy and Tina were two of the prettiest, coolest girls at school. I walked away from them suddenly feeling self-conscious of my appearance. I hustled to the top of the block and looked around, but the genie girl was nowhere in sight. I was half-way back to the sexy clown woman's home when I came across Rory, Dario, and Pierre. "What happened I asked?"
"Dario ate all her pizza, I applied half of her make-up, some trick-or-treaters with their parents came and then she pretty much shooed us out of the house," said Rory.
"Huh," I blurted.
"Yeah, she was pretty hot," Rory said looking at nothing in particular. He then directed sharp focus on Dario and Pierre. "Why didn't you guys get the clue like Paul? I was about to get some back there."
We continued among the avenues of townhomes. Whenever somebody was naive enough to just leave a bowl of candy on the front porch with a hand-written sign reading "Please take one," Rory made sure to grab the whole thing. Other homes sometimes contained a smiling husband and wife, gleefully handing out candy to whomever "braved" it enough to walk through their haunted front lawn. Other times we would run into somebody who we knew graduated four or so years before us, sitting on the front porch with a bowl of candy and nothing else better to do--sometimes with a cordless phone resting nearby. We also happened upon the cool, long-haired dude who worked at the local guitar shop--strumming his vintage Fender Telecaster with his girlfriend beside him. The one person who I couldn't seem to find was the genie girl who looked a lot like Stacy.
The night couldn't have been darker or the air more brisk when we reached a house that marked roughly two-thirds of our targeted journey. A husband and wife dressed as a prison convict and Cleopatra stood in front of their open door as handfuls of trick-or-treaters walked to and fro. The Cars "Moving In Stereo" played loudly from inside their living room.
"Ohhh my God, honey! Salvation is here!" yelled the jailbird before taking a massive swig out of the plump Budweiser can in his right hand. Cleopatra lifted her gown before hustling down the porch steps and dropping handfuls of Snickers and Twix bars into my friends' bags. I tried to squeeze one into my already stuffed jeans pockets.
"Wow, how old are you boys?" asked the woman.
"Thirteen, ma'am," replied Rory. I punched him hard in the back.
"Haha! Great!" said the man. "I think we finally found some kids ready to get even with the hooligans up the street!"
None of us said anything, but continued to listen interested.
"There's a house full of college kids up the street a little ways," said the woman. "They've been terrorizing all these poor children here with a hockey mask and weedwacker. Now, I love Halloween as much as anyone else, but I think these guys are taking it a bit too far."
The man made a dash inside the house, and a few seconds later came back with a large, yellow water balloon. "Any of you guys willing to pelt one of those bastards with this?" he asked.
I continued to stand behind everyone else, contemplating while swallowing a small box of Nerds. Dario listened attentively, and who knew what was going on behind Pierre's mask. Rory stepped up to the challenge.
"I'll do it, sure," he said.
"Great!" exclaimed the woman. "If you guys need protection, feel free to hide out here! We won't let anything happen to you!"
The husband and wife clanked beer cans together and giggled more wildly than perhaps any of the kids who paid them a visit that night. As Rory began leading the way with the water balloon, the three of us followed with nervous, bowel-jittering anticipation--a little too scared to think rationally, but too excited by the unknown to turn back.
We were no more than a few steps away from a darkened, seemingly abandoned house as we watched two young girls approach the front door. As they stepped onto the main walkway leading to the porch, the front door suddenly swung open, and the threatening roar of the weedwacker ripped through the air. The two children screamed and ran through the neighboring front lawns as a large teen in a hockey mask chased after them a little ways. He turned off the machine and lifted his mask to belch out a maniacal laugh. He was soon joined in a chorus of laughs by a few other older looking teenagers coming out of the front door, each taking sips from beer cans. The one with the weedwacker seemed to be ignoring us and the handfuls of other costumed kids roaming the block. Dario and I looked over to Rory, but he was already taking a few pivoting steps to launch the balloon.
In films and TV shows when such a moment occurs, it's shot in slow-motion. The object hurtles through the air, its vibrancy creates loud "whooshes" of sound as it almost seems suspended in another dimension. The reason why those sequences have been allowed to become such cliches is because that's exactly how they play out in real life as you experience them for yourself. The balloon hit the teen direct-center in the face, exploding with a loud pop. We all froze. The teen stood paralyzed, his friends laughter on the porch diminished to a complete silence.
"That kid just threw piss at me!!!" he yelled dropping the weedwacker. He and his cronies honed their focus on us.
Dario's hands accidentally strummed the mandolin, and the next thing I knew we were all running in separate directions. Screams of tricker-or-treaters belted out as some of us dashed through their groups, committing rapid motion with no direction. At some point I realized I was running across the street and in the way in which we came. On the other side of the street and a few feet behind me was the bouncing, unmistakable glow of Rory's cigarette, and at least two of the teenagers just behind him. As I approached the corner home, I ran around the side to reach the fence of it's back yard, diving over it almost head first and with enough height to clear it perfectly. I tumbled to my knees and rolled onto my stomach, where through the fence openings I could see Rory making a dash towards Cleopatra and the convict's home. The door was wide open, and Rory ran straight through. Finally realizing what was happening, the two adults eventually hustled up to the front porch and blocked the door as the older teenagers came to a halt on their front lawn.
"Look, lady," said the one in the hockey mask. "Your son just threw a water balloon of piss at me!"
"He's not our son, but if he did I'm sure you were doing something to deserve it!" yelled back the woman.
The teens paced around looking bewildered.
"Guys, it's Halloween. I'm sure it wasn't pee. It's a time for fun and pranks. Deal with it," said the drunken convict.
"Fun and pranks?!" yelled hockey mask. "When you get out of there, kid. You're fuckin' dead, you hear me!? DEAD!!!"
I continued to lay motionless, unable to believe what I was witnessing. Eventually the older teens, who now looked to be in their early 20's, sauntered off in different directions. I looked around and noticed that the very back of the yard led into a small patch of trees that would take me over to a street we hadn't been to that night. I quietly crept over and made my way through the trees.
As I walked along the new block, more houses had their lights turned out, fewer trick-or-treaters walked the street, and the haunted, musical sounds of decorated houses were becoming quieter. I yelled out Dario's name.
"Paul, I'm up the street, hold on!" I heard him echo back.
We started walking towards each other, and he was laughing hysterically with Shawn, Missy, and Tina surrounding him.
"Pretttty funny, man," Missy said to me.
"Where's Rory and French-y?" asked Dario.
"Last I saw Rory he was running into that couple's house. Those guys were pissed!"
"In more ways than one, apparently," Dario remarked.
"So you guys lost the French exchange student?" Shawn asked.
"Oh my God. He's probably wandering alone somewhere just saying 'Trick or Treat?' over and over again," said Dario.
It was horrible, but we couldn't help exploding into laughter.
We said goodnight to our friends after walking them back to Missy's house in non-stop chatter. Dario and I figured the next best plan was to wait at Rory's car. We sat on the hood of the Buick, looking at a tree covered in toilet paper, not daring to break the newfound silence that finally enveloped the neighborhood. As I chewed on another box of Nerds, I wondered if the genie girl I saw earlier was, in fact, Stacy. If it was, that meant she was just a big a loser as me for trick-or-treating at the age of 17. If it wasn't, than some other girl equally as pretty, and probably the same age was also partaking in Halloween. I looked over to Dario who quietly played his mandolin. I started to feel glad I didn't find her that night. We eventually heard approaching footsteps, and saw Rory and Pierre begin to illuminate under the moonlight, both carrying their massive bags of candy. Pierre had finally removed the skeleton mask and was grinning like a child as he took bites from a Baby Ruth.
"What the hell happened to you guys?" I asked.
Rory unlocked the car and shot us a grin. "I snuck out the back of that house just as soon as I ran inside. I took my time doing some more trick-or-treating on the next block and eventually ran into Pierre, who apparently thought none the wiser of our little piss balloon incident."
"I just thought it was all part of Halloween," said Pierre with a smile.
We drove home saying very little, but there was no question about it--it was Halloween, alright.